May 2013
hotwhiteguy:
hotwhiteguy:
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
vvyoming:
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
dirtsbag:
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
